Super7 Spotlight: The Weirdest Wave 2

If you're a Super7 fan you probably already know The Worst and The Weirdest... but are you ready for more Weirdest?! We don't think you are... The Weirdest are Super7's own villainous rejects on a path of peculiar pandemonium! We sat down and chatted with these new members of the Super7 World. Things are about to get weirder! Let's meet them, shall we?

Meet The Mummy’s Hand

The Severed Hand of Horror, long detached from its hideous host, single-handedly searches for someone to gratify its evil grip. Although it has no ears, it can hear a pin drop, and the sinister specter is summoned by the slightest sound. Don’t talk to the hand.

Do you moisturize?

I’ve been in a tomb for 5000 years, man, what do you think?

Handshake or Fist bump?

Handshake, fist bump, high five, take your pick. My touch will drain the life from your body either way.

Is thumb wrestling a legitimate sport?

Yeah, but if you poke me in the eye I’ll take it personal.

Meet Trauma Bomb

Trauma Bomb, the Ticking Time-Bomb of Emotions, will explode at the tiniest touch. He may be a misunderstood millennial, or it could just be his dynamite disposition. Since the murky depths of his mood swings are unfathomable, it’s best to give him a wide berth.

Like, what’s your problem?

Ughhh, just leave me alone, I hate you!

Are your parents, like, totally lame?

They’re always bugging me and asking me stuff. It reminds me of right now….shut up already!

Like, what do you do for, like, fun?

(BOOOOOOOOM!!!)

Meet Zombeef

The Frightening Fast Food Freak! From an unclean kitchen, an undead creature lurches to life, shambling forth for fresh meat. This frightening fast food freak is not fit for human consumption, but consuming humans gives him fits. If this moldy menace meets you for a quick bite, you’ll wish all you had was food poisoning.

Toasted or Untoasted buns?

Ah to toast or not to toast, that is the question. Whether ’tis tastier in the mind to suffer the burns and blisters of perfect grilling, or to take bread from a plastic wrapper, and by eating, end them.

What makes a good burger?

A good burger is a fresh, well-seasoned patty, cooked to medium, and served with tomato, onion, ketchup and cheddar cheese on a lightly toasted sesame bun, with no urge at all to eat human brains. Frankly it makes me sick.

What’s in your special sauce?

Mind your own business.